Page Started: 2/20/99
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CONTENTS:
Thoughts of the Day
MnM Pics (literally of mnms)
Sadistic Story Resulting from Insanity
Cool Quotes
Cool Quotes from Songs
Ways to say I Love You
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THOUGHTS OF THE DAY:
2/20/99 ~Went to San Jose. Stuck at home. Bored again. Elim is missing. Went off somewhere. Her grandma called me…creepy.I was thinking of making a webpage of my journal which I’m supposed to do for our religion class and I’d rather type than write in that stupid journal book full of crap. I am NOT into meditation. I dont know how a person could totally sit still and just focus on their breaths! Geez! I cant sit still. It’s a proven fact. But I could sit in front of the computer for a long long long long time. It’s the best “toy” I have in my room. Yup yup. I have to fix my room and do my homework and all that. I should do that since I’m not really doing anything productive right now. Oh well. It is 10:06 pm. I’m at home. I don’t know what I am doing for tomorrow. The stupid dorkuses left without me and I wanna go out. We haven’t planned anything. Know what this thing is a good way of talking to yourself without seeming insane. Mp3 count: 201 with 64.5 MBs free. Dude if you’re reading all this, you must be sooo bored. I pity you.
I find that I have quite a few friends who enjoy messing with people’s minds. Cool huh. Don’t ask me who those stalkers are. It’s fun creeping people out don’t you think so? I got a lotta cool stuff from the MnMs website. Although I don’t go there often. Actually I have a link of it under my favorites but today’s the first time I’ve gone there. Now my desktop is full of MnMs. I also finished up all our valentine MnMs chocolates. I even ate the ones I gave out as gifts. Some dork just IMed me.
What was that?!? A flash of light! Lightning! I hear the rumbling of thunder. A scream: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Wow. It’s raining. That’s just great.
By the way.. Elim DID make it home alive. I hear…
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INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE:
Warning: The following might not be suitable for some viewers(a story resulting from momentary insanity and sadism)
MnMs 00: im at home
MnMs 00: im so bored
X: i kno
X: aww
MnMs 00: everyones out
MnMs 00: everyone was out
MnMs 00: everyones still out
X: go to sleep
MnMs 00: cant talk to anyone
MnMs 00: cant sleep
MnMs 00: cant live without the fun
MnMs 00: its horrible
X: aww
X: u shoulda come..
MnMs 00: shouldda come.. no one even tellin me nuttin
X: i told u b4 I left my house
MnMs 00: really
MnMs 00: somebody mustve hit me with a blunt object
X: yar
X: i nko
MnMs 00: and forced me to drink booze and shiet
MnMs 00: and stuffed x and meth down my throat
MnMs 00: and drilled a hole from one end of my head to the other
MnMs 00: and scooped the skin off of my chest and dug a hole right to my heart
X: and u are dead
MnMs 00: and cut off every artery connected to the heart and friend it
MnMs 00: fried
MnMs 00: then stuffed it into a turkey
MnMs 00: served it to his family for lunch and dinner
MnMs 00: and for the rest of my body, left limp with a hole in the middle
MnMs 00: sold to a sadistic porno mag
X: ahhh…shut up… u are dead already
MnMs 00: where i was cut and quartered
X: u wouldn’t look nice in a prono mag
MnMs 00: now in four pieces shipped off to antartica, sahara, marianas trench and mount everest
MnMs 00: layed to rest uncovered for thirty years
MnMs 00: to be found at exactly the same time by four explorers who had the drive to seek adventure
MnMs 00: and sought death(literally) instead
MnMs 00: finding my frost bitten, heat ridden, insect swallowed, bloated up remains..
MnMs 00: preserved and pressed into cases
MnMs 00: brought together in the exploratorium
MnMs 00: wonders never cease exhibit
MnMs 00: where kids now do hands on tests on messed up human remains
MnMs 00: one kid in particular found some glue and stuck me all together
X: contribution to science is nice
MnMs 00: although.. what remains in me wasnt that much
MnMs 00: his older brother brought me home and decided to do tests at home
MnMs 00: he was a millionaire at that time and worked for ripleys believe it or not
MnMs 00: turns out both of them were children of those who had eaten from my heart at the murderers turkey dinner
MnMs 00: he fixed me up and renewed human tissue from my dna
MnMs 00: grew me in some cultivation machine
X: PCR ?
MnMs 00: i was almost recovered yet without a heart
MnMs 00: yet he was awarded with a nobel prize anyway
X: u are dead…. so…. hush
MnMs 00: my parts were living
MnMs 00: yet i was dead
MnMs 00: i was placed in a resurrection machine
MnMs 00: which had not fully ressurected me
MnMs 00: .. an exhibit of the ripley museum
MnMs 00: and stayed there for 20 more years
MnMs 00: around 54 years had gone by since my death
MnMs 00: watched by people of all ages to be stared at without any feeling of humanity
MnMs 00: midnight one day someone broke in
MnMs 00: he had stolen the stabbing device used to cut out my arteries
MnMs 00: yet was caught as he tried getting to me
MnMs 00: he was about to stab himself..
MnMs 00: as the cops came
MnMs 00: for the alarm had sounded
MnMs 00: and they regarded me as a precious piece from long before owned by the state
MnMs 00: he said he was gonna give his heart for my sake
MnMs 00: literally..
MnMs 00: and cut his head off instead
MnMs 00: a scientist had been at the area and heard about this
MnMs 00: he ran towards the murderer and being of infinitey strong strength manufactured by dna manipulation resulting from the technology at that time, he dug the thief’s heart out
MnMs 00: he had obtained the license to work on me using the thiefs heart
MnMs 00: after nine years went by
MnMs 00: he was able to perfect me
MnMs 00: and with much difficulty, yet much through much intelligence…
MnMs 00: i was finally revived..
MnMs 00: 69 years since i was born
MnMs 00: that is my story.. of semi-immortality
MnMs 00: for now…
And that recurrence be for 9.652173913 times from birth to death and renewance. ‘Til I reach the age of six hundred sixty six.
So now.. do you FEAR ME???
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Never fear, I do have a sane side…somewhere!
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COOL QUOTES:
“HA?!”
“Pimpin’ ain’t easy”
“Do as you will as long as you harm none”
“Never settle for mediocrity, strive for success”
“Minimum effort, maximum result”
“Ai yah”
“Oh my god!!! Kenny’s dead!!!”
“Ay nako”
“Aanhin pa ang damo kung patay na ang kabayo”(salawikain)
“You are evil!”
“Men come and go, but earth abides.”
“Never take things for granted.”
“Make em say UUHHH! Na-ninety nine!”
“MnMs…Blatantly exploiting the new millenium”
“Melts in your mouth, not in your hands”
“Taste the rainbow”
Insomniac most used phrase: “I can’t SLEEEPPP!!!!”
To all AOL users: “AOL SUCKS!”
“I dunno”
“$@#$ #%# $@%$@$@ #$%@ #$$!@#$%”
“You don’t wanna do that”
“GO SH** THEN!”
“Too much…”
“Sucks”
“If you don’t live your life. Nobody will live it for you”
“Got milk?”
“Just say NO”
To people who took meditation class, just say “NO, I respect myself”
“Bust a nut”
“Are you master of your domain?”
“Be fertile and multiply”
“Man and woman. He created them.”
“green green. He pinked up the phone and said ‘yellow’”
“I’m innocent I tell ya!”
“You can’t handle the truth!”
“SUCK IT!!!!”
“Open up a can o (100%)WHOOP ASS!”
“L is the limit of f(x) as x approaches c iff. for any positive number epsilon, no matter how small, there is a positive number delta such that if x is within delta units of c (but not equal to c), then f(x) is within epsilon units of L.”
“Inertia is a property of matter.”
“WAKE UP!!!”
“Differentiability implies continuity.”
“F=ma; E=mc^2; (p1v1)/t1 = (p2v2)/t2; pv = nRT; Q = mcT”
“hoo hoo!” ~Dough boy
“Wa ka ree mah sen”
“Ne hao ma”
“Ngo um sik gong chong man”
“Wo bu hui jiang zhong wen”
“823 143 637″
“43 911″
“69″
COOL QUOTES FROM SONGS:
“God sent me to piss the world off”
“How do you want it?”
“Lodi dodi, we likes to party. we dont cause trouble. we dont bother nobody.”
“Life goes on”
“I can’t figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate”
“Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding”
“I’m not sick but I’m not well”
“I wanna pierce my tongue it doesnt hurt it feels fine”
“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize theres nothing left”
“I don’t wanna die”
“See you at the crossroads…so you wont be lonely…and I’m gonna miss everybody”
“Livin in a hateful world, sendin me straight to hell”
“These are the times we all wish for, the moment where less means so much more”
“Swallow my pride, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous and I’m through with you.”
“Can I hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough and even worse if I was broke would you want me. If I couldn’t git you finer things like all them diamond rings b*tches kill for. Would you still roll wit me?”
“Can I git a …”
“I aint neva been no silly ho”
“Don’t go chasin waterfalls”
“Westside til I die!”
“Thats just the way it is. Things will never be the same.”
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MORE THAN A DOZEN WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU:
1. I love you(english)
2. Mahal Kita(tagalog)
3. Te Amo(spanish)
4. Je t’aime/ Je t’amore(french)
5. Cinta kau(malaysian)
6. Ngo oi lay(chinese – cantonese)
7. Wo ai ne(chinese – mandarin)
8. Sarang He(korean)
9. Aishteru/ Suki(japanese)
10. Icht Liebe Diesh(german)
11. Anh yeu anh(girl to girl..haha).. Anh yeu Em(when a girl says it to the guy)
12. 143
13. (In sign language)
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Sometimes I say.. I have way too much time on my hands. Well I have nothing to do that I wanna do.
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Last Updated: 2/21/98 4:17am
When boredom goes to extreme…
